fluorescent-adolescent0f1969: a girls moan is probably the sexiest thing ever.
freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks ☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
rneerkat: darrynek: rneerkat: if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo oh
the-yolocaust: who is tyler and what did he create
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
Hypocracy at its best
barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
b0ngripz: naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool Brooooooo
romulusthread: stop doing that and do me instead
norsecest: i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
"He's just pretty, isn't he?": Emoji Master Post →
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rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
niggawitdreadz: niggawitdreadz: niggawitdreadz: i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father. from give me ya money lil nigga to son just talk to me, i’m here to listen Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
meladoodle: 2 in the pink 1 in the personality
arpakasso: bondoge: swag youre it no snapbacks